Yet More Dangerous Curves Ahead - NSFW!

"JACU - I've got bonifides." (jacu) 02/08/2014 at 21:22 • Filed to: None

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Arben72 > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/08/2014 at 21:23

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Cookie monster gif needed here

Scary__goongala! > Arben72 02/08/2014 at 21:25

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well he better be hungry enough for the buffet

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/08/2014 at 21:39

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That's not exactly how I would define curvy... Marilyn Monroe, young Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce... That's what I think of as curvy. It's about having weight in all the right places.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/08/2014 at 22:16

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"WHAT MEN DEFINE AS CURVY"

Well dammit. I'm glad somebody has finally stepped up to the plate to speak for all men everywhere!

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/08/2014 at 22:21

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I didn't make that image. I gave you my definition above that. My problem is when girls just lie to themselves about being overweight by using "curvy" as a euphemism for overweight, as I mock in the second image.

Slave2anMG > Arben72 02/08/2014 at 22:25

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JACU - I've got bonifides. > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/08/2014 at 22:25

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That's why I said "somebody has" instead of "you have". And I'm not really sure why you wanted to bring your "problem" to my post. And now here's something we hope you'll really like:

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/08/2014 at 22:27

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Well its curves are in the right places...

JACU - I've got bonifides. > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/08/2014 at 22:31

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Certainly does lend new meaning to when a driver comes in and says the car is handling like a pig.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/08/2014 at 22:37

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As long as it doesn't try to play in the mud.

The Transporter > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 02/08/2014 at 23:54

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Little known fact, Marylin's curves were so perfect that scientists were able to use them to calculate pi to a precision that was impossible before. This degree of precision became increasingly important as the Space Race heated up. It would have been impossible to successfully perform the calculations necessary to send the Apollo astronauts to the Moon without that degree of precision, as computers of the era weren't advanced enough. It wasn't until 1978 that scientists using a Cray-1 supercomputer were able to surpass that degree of accuracy (known in technical circles as the "Marilyn's ample bosoms" standard). So we have this:

to thank for this:

Currently, there is concern amongst theoretical mathematicians that errors may have crept into their calculations for pi. To verify their data, scientists have enlisted the help of Christiana Hendricks.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > The Transporter 02/09/2014 at 00:03

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Little known fact, because of the Cray-1's ability to provide such rapid and precise calculations, scientists were left nearly speechless. When they saw the more precise results for pi, all they were able to say was "Man, that's to Cray..."

mr2gud2u > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/09/2014 at 00:07

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LOVE me some London Andrews.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > mr2gud2u 02/09/2014 at 01:48

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I've a folder just for her work. I wonder if she does photo shoots a anymore.

mr2gud2u > JACU - I've got bonifides. 02/09/2014 at 08:36

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I'm sure she does. I think she mostly models for artsy photographers now. She is all over Deviant Art, Flickr and 500px